Out of the spotlight!

OMG! Where have I been?! I feel so left out! I’ve been like, hiding in the sewers for like four months, and then when I finally come to the surface like a bikinied Sylar taking a break from hanging out with hot mermen in the deep blue sea, I haven’t like, run into any of my Heroes friends or anything? What gives! I’m like, totally in cog neat-o. Like this cat! Wait, that’s me in my sexy disguise outfit that I use to seduce cute boys lol! Whoopsie!

Anyways, it’s time for me to like, get some spotlight ‘n junk! I want the world to see my beauty! I want to wear my finest evening gown! I want to be spoiled by some boy! I want fine dining! I want to eat brains tastier than icky Dr. Phil brains!

So, how will this sexy Sylar make his triumphant return to the spotlight? Cereal killing and brain eating? Been there, done that lol. No! This time I want the world to see my for my elegant sexy elegance, not my brutal, sexy murders! I can be graceful! I think I proved that when I competantly fell off the edge of the building at wannabe-me’s Homecoming! Gosh, I wish I had a homecoming to go to. I could be totally elegant at that dance ‘n show up all the hussy teenie girls!

That’s it! A dance! Not just any dance, but the most elegant of any dance! I’m hella talking about stripping all my clothes off, of course!

But wait, that won’t get me a spot on Dancing With the Stars 🙁 I guess I’ll have to stick to boring ballet, good thing I have like 12 years experience in it lol! I have some hella sweet twinkle toes, I could totally steal the stage! I’ll just need a sexy partner! I know who! Mr. Glasses! You up for the challenge?!

P.S. Mr. Glasses, this is totally another attempt at making you my hot friend.

P.P.S. OMG I mean it’s not another attempt lol.