It has been sometime since my last post, and surprise! I’m alive. Yes I did manage to survive the bomb. I’m sure you would like to know the details; and perhaps if you stay tuned to my blog, I will enlighten you. Also, as a personal request, I would appreciate it if you could bring me some booze. I’m a little cut off from funds and personal hygiene at the moment, so I need the booze to balance things out… Anyway, four months have passed since that night. Much has transpired, and most of it you would not believe.
…but I digress. I did survive the bomb over NY. Now, I wish I hadn’t. My bab… My bab… My baby brother… (*sniff) He is gone. At the time, I just knew he would make it, but alas I was wrong. It is the irony of the universe that one learns to appreciate the nuances of another’s perspective after they are gone from us. I could never understand Peter’s whiny, emo ways while he was here; but now I live daily with deep depression.
Not only is my brother gone, but my Mother hates me. I pretend that it doesn’t bother me. I called her evil to her face after all; but deep down I am a Mamma’s boy. I miss her, and I jumped at the opportunity to get her out of jail. I even took a sneak picture of her with my cell to remember her by… 
Scr@#w all that. I don’t care if mumzie hates me. The vast cold darkness of my s
oul can find no solace. My wife is gone. I don’t care. My children are gone. I don’t care. I am alone. I am nothing…I once told Peter, “I don’t know who I am without you.” However, perhaps I do know. I am the new face of emo. Can emo’s have beards? Now that Peter is gone, my beard is my chia pet, and it will be my companion for all eternity, or until something crawls out of it and shaves me.
oul can find no solace. My wife is gone. I don’t care. My children are gone. I don’t care. I am alone. I am nothing…I once told Peter, “I don’t know who I am without you.” However, perhaps I do know. I am the new face of emo. Can emo’s have beards? Now that Peter is gone, my beard is my chia pet, and it will be my companion for all eternity, or until something crawls out of it and shaves me.
yay! I love you! I knew you would come back!
New face of emo?
Such is… Nathan?
Nathan,
If you would just SHAVE! That and eat a meal once in awhile instead of drinking it.
Don’t forget you have to meet at my lawyer’s on Thursday.
THURSDAY-Don’t forget.
One p.m. Write it down. I am not going to sit there and you not show up.
Your soon-to-be Ex
Heidi
p.s.
Collin said he left some
Lucky Charms for you to eat.
Get it together dude.
Chia Pet…er? I like it!
Question! If a stalker hides in your beard, would you notice? No that I’m going to try it…. not at all….
Yes Maya, you must understand me…Such is Nathan…sighhhh. Hicup…
Divorce, grummble, grumble, hicup.
I don’t care.. hicup.
Veronica, I can give you some pointers if you DO want to try hiding in his beard.
Deal! You’re going to be my master now.
Maya Herrera said…
New face of emo?
Such is… Nathan?
No! This smelly hobo who I have no idea who he is yet looks very familiar better not start stealing my lines!
P.E.T.E.R…. SOBBBSSSS…. Oh, God, I’m seeing things again. D#@n Matt’s father and his nightmares. I love you Pete. *sniff*