Hey guyz, it’s Sylar! I have a new favorite weapon type! Blunt! ‘N no not the kind that would make a stoned Sylarz, silly lol. Anyways, with super mind trick out, the weapon of my mind it totally out of commission. So, I need a new favorite way to kill people! I’ve settled on blunt! You know, the stuff that like, is dull like a knife and chops skulls like a rock!
So I’ve made a list of the blunt weapons I’ve used and my wish list! Here it is!
Random crappy blunt weapons that I find ‘n junk
Hey, I know it’s not sexy, but sometime’s a Sylar’s gotta kill someone and he just doesn’t have anything hot on hand! This has been the thing so far, but not for long! You won’t be seeing coffee cups and bricks anymore! We’re moving up to the following things!
Gun
Yo yo, this Sylarz’z a straight up thug, G! Lol, how do you like my gansta impression? It like, totally fooled Mr. Glasses before! Anyways, I could totally use a gun! And I mean, it’s not sharp, so that makes it blunt, right? I think so lol! It does slice skulls, I think! Like a mind trick! Yay!
Sponge
OMG a sponge! A hella deadly weapon. It has the force of a two ton (but still dainty) Sylarz! I smash people in the head with them with toxic soap ‘n it runs down in their mouth ‘n kills them dead like an Eden in a Sylar cage lol. At least that’s what I hope will happen.
Machete
The bluntest of all blunt weapons, a machete, lol! It crushes things bluntly like a hot knife through butter or something! Or is that right? Or maybe I meant it pierces and slashes things like a rock or an anvil crushes things or some junk. I don’t know. I’m not gonna lie, I chose this weapon just because I thought the guy in the piccy was hot, lol.
Well, that’s all for now! TTYL, guys!
OMG,like your so cool Sylar! You should so join my bookclub! The ladies would love you!
You think that guy is hot? Ew. My Stalker BF is hotter than him. You should eat a brain with taste in guys or something dude.
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