So this what it feels like. I think my Stalker/BF broke up with me. All because my daddy is the one who abducted him all those years ago, did weird things to him, then wiped his memory and I didn’t tell him about it. Hello? How is that my fault? I’m not the morally grey one here! Who’s idea was it to emotionally scar the drunk cheerleader? OMG. The last time I had a BF I was the one who ended it. Sort of. Does smashing his car while he’s in it count as breaking up?
So now Daddy says we have to move. Personally, I don’t give a crap. The only people here who pay attention to me are West (Who knows where he is now), the weird cheerleader who pops up just about everywhere, and Debbie (Now suspended). But its the point. Daddy was all “You jepordized our safety,” and I’m like “No, I didn’t,” and he’s all “Well we’re moving because I’m the boss and I hate my job,” So I threw one of my cheerleader temper-tantrums and told him to move without me. I really haven’t worked out what I’ll do when they leave though. I can’t bunk with West cause he went AWOL and now he’d probably kill me in my sleep anyway. That weird cheerleader wigs me out too. Maybe I’ll live in a box near the school. If my Bio-Family hadn’t completely fallen apart, I might have tried to find them but with Unce Peter missing and Bio-dad missing his AA meetings, I think I’d be better off in the box. I’ll put up a little sign saying that I’m there for moral reasons and put some little pots of flowers on top. Take that, all of you. Stupid robots. West… *sniffle*
You know, if you move away from the Bennets, I will feel compelled to take responsibility for you; and i’m afraid that may interfere with $1 Tuesdays. (I mean that is practically free beer.)
I think you are better off where you are, or at least until I can find a new wife(Mother for you) to help you through all your teenage female stuff.
Did you say…cheerleader?
You can’t by any chance cut off limbs and get run over by buses and turn out just fine…can you?
Listen, if you don’t mind having small Stepford boys about. You can come stay with me.
I can get you into one of the best schools. Plus, you can shop
in Manhattan and meet far better guys than West.
I could get a hit out on West for you.
Claire,
While I feel for you I gotta say that West sets off my Scooby sense and I don’t know why. I know you like him but I really don’t trust the guy and I think you are worth better.
Listen to Tarot-
For some reason West reminds me of my husband Nathan.
I should of dropped Nathan the day Mama Petrelli snuck her maid into my apartment to make waffles.
BioDad- Turning from me in my time of need. Just like an adult!
Niki- Why yes I can, why do you ask? (take that daddy!)
Heidi- Manhatten sounds lovely, but I must stay here for moral reasons. BTW West reminds me of biodad too… (Nothing weird there, I swear!)
Muggles- I love you. But don’t hurt West, I know he’s crazy about he me. He’s just PMSing right now.
Tarot- It’s the hot stalker thing that turns me on! That and the waffels that taste like Texas.
claire, i just met peter who somehow got his memory back and then lost it and he told me to tell you to pick heidi.Also heidi,Claire is the daugther of nathan and a crazy ripoff artist fire lady (from adam monroe kensei hiro killer)
I don’t know who anonymous is, but thanks for giving away a big plot point. That should make saving the world that much easier…Now if you could just tell me where Peter is so I can go save the day that would be great.