I’m Claude Rains the invisible man!:D
(OK so I’m really Tarot but it’s not every day I get to be awesome! See Claude hadda step out for a bit and since folks tend not to notice Tarot, now I’m Claude. Whadda you mean you’re confused?)
Anyway…I had been avoiding the bar, prior to m- that is Tarot’s “victory beer,” but then I decided I needed to hang about over there. Since you can’t sit at the bar and not drink, I bought a pint of Guinness. I was enjoying it but I’m afraid I don’t quite have the tolerance I sho-, that is, used to have. I reckon I should be all right so long as I avoid the Roulette table.
I was beginning to think I had the hang of things when this pigeon flew in. I thought I was drunk and hallucinating but, since the other patrons saw the bird too, I knew I must be doing OK. When the pigeon perched on my shoulder, I realized that I knew the bird; it was Clyde, from Clau- I mean my coop. Somehow he found me and didn’t seem to mind how I looked, not that he’d ever seemed to fuss about that before. Truth be told he was more concerned about the lady birds, as I recall. Of course most of the time of late, I had been invisible, so looks didn’t count for much anyroad, with any of the flock.
Well Clyde and me seemed to be getting a bit of attention, although Clyde was being a gentle-bird and not flying about and causing havoc. So I reckoned an exit might be in order but it was the oddest thing. Y’know for some reason I couldn’t seem to go invisible, and I still can’t even now. So, I just finished the pint (or was it 2, or 3 –maybe 4?) and ordered another but I still can’t bloody seem to vanish. Hmm… Maybe I need more beer…
The world has gone to the birds!
Heidi, you say that like it’s a bad thing! These birds are quite intelligent!
True,so very true.
=)
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Glad to see you,……Claude….)))
Maria that’s exactly my problem. being seen. Hmmm… Maybe I need some vodka.
Don`t drink this!Vodka is bad,,
Especially for you,Claude!
Maria, the bar was of it out anyway. Maybe some cognac will do…
cognac is better then vodka!!!
Nice beard there “Claude” my beard is currently setting up its own regime in the middle east.
Nathan, ‘ow’d you manage to grow yours? I seem to be ‘avin’ trouble with mine of late. Any tips you could offer would be appreciated.