Beat Up by Nerdy Little Chicken-Boy?!

Yo, yo, yo, daddy-o’s! Things have been pretty interesting here down on the G-side (you know, “G” as in “Gulf” — New Orleans, man!) ever since Auntie Niki unloaded her little chicken-boy of a son on Nana and us a couple of weeks ago. Before, whenever I look at Little Jerry Curls I’d get all pissed off; he was always so happy and cheery, so much so that I always expected that he’d just start skipping around the kitchen singing Soulja Boy like Britney Spears or something.

I have to admit that I was a little jealous, knawmsayin’? I know how it feels to lose someone or something that’s really important to you. Heck, I practically lost my entire city (G-side stand up! woot woot!)!!!! The thing is that I’ve never really gotten over it; deep down inside the anger is still there. I’m beginning to think that it’ll never go away. I was jealous of chicken-boy, with all his smiling, his computers, and his geeky little comic books. All those little pictures…with the little words…too small to read…who wants to read, anyway, knawmsayin’? I guess that’s why I did what I did.

I didn’t think he really knew what loss was all about, so when he told me about his comic book worth hundreds of dollars, I knew that I was going to take it. Just for a while, just so that he’d feel it hard enough. I was eventually going to give it back, I swear. Okay, MAYYYYBE I wanted to sell it — gotta get that paper, knawmsayin’? G-side, stand up!

But when things went wrong, I saw a side of chicken-boy I never expected to see. Little Jerry Curls kicked my @$$! Can you believe it?! I still can’t, even though I have the extra-bloody nose to prove it! The little coffee-colored girly-boy tackled me like a Saints linebacker, then hit me like a ton of bricks. I didn’t think a fist that small could hit that hard! Knamsayin’?!

I’ll get him back, though. Chicken-boy, prepare to get your @$$ PLUCKED!!! KNAMSAYIN’?!?!?!?

10 Comments

  1. Young man, I have no idea what you are saying!

  2. Btw,
    My Grandmother’s ashes ae missing. I have all the info on my blog http://www.heidipetrelli.blogspot.com
    Does anyone know where they went?

  3. I am sorry to hear about the G-side (I learn something today). My father died so I am sad.

  4. Poor Mr. Muggles-
    Want me to buy you some Twinkies?

  5. your crazy! hes gonna beat the crap out of you

  6. You know, Lyle is an idiot too. What is it with non-extraordinary children than make them so dumb?

  7. LOL… He does have that “Soul Glow” …LOL… and he totally PWND you. LOL.. I bet you didn’t think I knew those words did you? Well, it’s amazing what a politician can learn when warming the sheets for Beyonce, but that’s another story.

  8. Oh yes Nathan, you are so cool. Get down with your badself.
    =)

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  10. Yo, yo, yo, Mr. P?!?! You got with Big Sexy B?!!??!? Brush your shoulders off, knawsayin’? You’re like my idol now!

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