My Fellow Bloggers:
I don’t have much time to blog, but I had to drop in to tell you guys about my day…It’s been the BEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE. It started out with Mumzie finally confe
ssing about her part in locking up some whack job, which isn’t the good part, but then she also gave Parkman and I a lead so we could find my baby bro’. Apparently he is keeping company with the aforementioned whack job, but no need to fear…Parkman and I flew out to Odessa, TX to save Peter…I mean the world. Naturally, I am a Hero so that it part of my job.
ssing about her part in locking up some whack job, which isn’t the good part, but then she also gave Parkman and I a lead so we could find my baby bro’. Apparently he is keeping company with the aforementioned whack job, but no need to fear…Parkman and I flew out to Odessa, TX to save Peter…I mean the world. Naturally, I am a Hero so that it part of my job.Anyway, we made it to Odessa in a flash. I promised Parkman I wouldn’t say anything, but honestly, he screamed like a girl from the time our feet left the ground until we landed in TX. He didn’t even say thanks for the lift…Can you even imagine? I mean, seriously, he put a crick in my back. Geeze, and to top it off he tells me that my Mom told him to kill my Petey. I thought I was going to have to go Zza Zza on his cop @#$, but then we worked out a plan to let me handle Peter, so I didn’t have slap a Be@ach. After that, we ran into my little Japanese friend and the plan really came together; and for the second time in the span of about five months, I helped save the world. Well, my little Petey actually did most of the work, but only after I encouraged him to do it. He’s a little slow sometimes, but I love him anyways.
Isn’t it amazing how cool I am. Is it any wonder that every man wants to be me, and every woman wants to be ‘with’ me… Yep…Cool yet incredibly hot…that’s me…
Saving the world is great and all, but really, the highlight for me was seeing Pete again. Man, he missed me soooo much. I really don’t know how he got through our separation. He was all weepy and clingy, but I don’t mind. I can surrender the man card for my little bro’ if I have to do it. It’s all about sacrifice; and I am nothing-if not sensitive, giving, and humble. In fact, in the midst of my reunion with Petey, I still had time to come up with a plan to save ‘our’ kind from exploitation from the older generation of heroes…
Can you guess it? I’m going to hold a press conference, and expose our kind to the world. I refuse to live in fear of what might happen, so my plans are as follows: Grab some bro on bro time with Petey (which is not as strange as it sounds-we’re Italian.) Give a speech…(MAN I LOVE GIVING THOSE), go find Niki (and see if she want to practice the… uhmm, uhmmm… flute), then maybe I’ll head out to Disney Land. I hear that’s the playground for champions afterall….
So, I need to handle this press conference 1st.….I’ll try to get a video feed for you guys to see me in action… I’ll be right back.
Well…SON OF A BE@#H… I just can’t catch a break.
Mmm, bro on bro time. Can I be your bro? Lol!
NOOOoooOOocooOOoooOOOoOO!
Honey,
Peter is with me right now and he won’t stop sobbing. The phone is ringing off the hook. I’d answer it,but the sound of it just makes Peter worse.
What is going on?Where are you and how have you been spot? Sorry, it might be slot.
I wish Peter would makes some sense!
I feel like I’ve lost a father figure…
Why do I feel like you are my sacrificial lamb and that millions of people hate me? I think I hate me. Wait, I always have, *sniffle*. Come back so I can kill myself without feeling like I’ve been unjustly saved.
((Maya’a author: Man! He can’t really be dead, that would be intense stupidity on the writer’s part. He’ll be back… I hope you’ll be back on blog too, you’re freaking hilarious!))
Have you been snotted? Blotted?
motted?
PETER-will someone help me to get Peter to make some sense.
ARGH-
Oh great-Mama Petrelli is here..
Oh no…great, there goes our Tuesday night game of Candyland.
Wow! You’re dead? Who’d have guessed…I’m so…shocked. I can’t believe it. But I have to hand it to your killer, he’s obviously a well-trained paper salesman…uh, I mean marksman…a well-trained marskman.
Well at least you aren’t in a coffin not dying of asphyxiation…:(
I like your plan though. Show those Company sons of b*****s. If only I was there to save your life…think Peter’ll be able to figure it out without someone having to tell him?
Daaaaayuuummm homey!
Hello, Hello…I’m back in purgatory. I can’t remember how to get to the part where they keep the hot chicks. Wait…No hot chicks…GASP! Could this be Hell?
Nathan,
Your brother is still snoring and I can’t get to the phone. Where are you?