Claire, how could you do this to me? Being together was our destiny! We had our secrets to share, and yet you wanted to just throw it all away. Don’t you realize that if people knew about us, we wouldn’t be able to live like we used to. No more pranking cheerleaders, no more Hollywood escapades.
I know you want to be this tough, indestructible robot, but don’t you see that running into the Company’s line of fire is not the answer? They’ll ruin everything for us. I want you to be with me forever. We were meant to be, as sure as the sun is meant to set in the west. Without you, I am alone, crying into my cereal.
…
You know what, screw that! There’s already enough emo kids on this blog, and West ain’t gonna play that game, no sir! Forget you, Claire! I’m going to find someone even prettier and more special, and follow her to the ends of the earth!
I’m going to find someone who will let me share my secrets!
I’m going to find someone who will let me share my secrets!So, Elle, I don’t know if you remember me, but I’m the guy you shot out of the air with a ball of lightning the other day. I was thinking–I’m special, you’re special, we should hook up. We could get some Slushos and cause the power to go out on Rodeo Drive. What do you say?
West-
There is nothing more scary than fickle teenagers with superpowers.
If you date Elle, please notify me so I can avoid airplane flight during that day.
*squee*
OMG. I was JUST thinking about you!!!! Okay, so like…come on over. I’ll leave my window open. But quiet, we don’t want Daddy hearing us 🙂
OMG West, you SOB!Just because we broke up doesn’t mean you can go hitting on my totaly screwed up CLONE! She’s like way older than us! You sicko.
Hey,
Anyone know a guy named Noah who wears horn-rimmed glasses?
I put his picture on my personal blog.
He came to visit me.
Hey! Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I’m through with Elle yet. Yeah…stuff could still happen.