Hobo Muggles

I started the day just chillin’ in window. Mummy and Lyle where packing to move Utah. Claire is going though all the Primatech Boxes. With all those boxes, I could make a hobo house. I could create many rooms. I am all set if I have to become homeless. There is some good reading in those boxes. There is this one guy that can read minds. Another one is some gay guy from San Frisco that can control the weather. From the report of him, Father had a hard time catching him. It was a pretty funny story.

Back to my window story, I just sat there listing to all the bickering. All of a sudden, this vehicle pulled up. I didn’t get too excited. Cars pull up everyday. People think our drive way is a turning area. They also think our yard is a huge trash can too. Mummy has found trash, fast food wrappers, soda bottle, Soda cans, condoms, school papers, and lawn chairs. Linus made 15.00 on all the cans and bottle in our yard. He used that money to buy the newest “Nickelback ” cd. I HATE that cd. “Rockstar” is a stupid song. I would give my left toe to cut off the lead singers hair. I hate them.

Back to my story agian, I see a guy come out of vehicle. At first, I couldn’t make who it was. Then all of a sudden, I recognized the person. It’s Father!!! I start to yell to everyone that father is coming but they where too busy talking. I keep yelling that “Father’s Alive”. They still didn’t listening to me. Finally, I started to yell “IDIOTS, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR A**, FATHER IS ALIVE, YES, HE IS ALIVE. LISTEN TO ME. WORSHIP ME. I AM HURNGY , FEED ME, FEED ME, FATHER IS COMING TO THE DOOR, YOU KNOW WHAT, I HOPE HE KILLS YOU!!!”

Once, father came to the door and walked it. Mummy and Claire finally saw father. Mummy went to hug father. Claire then hug father and they had one of those Lifetime moments. He asked for Linus and Linus look happy to see him. He broke the news to us that he back with the company and we will be safe from the company. Claire was disappointed. She was ready to use all of her PMS power to over throw them. Then Father told Mummy to keep saying he is dead to get some money off father’s insurance. Father did look at me and said that I am his golden child and I need to come out of Dog show Retirement.

Father didn’t stay long but everyone is happy to see him. Oh, crap, Claire is screaming now about someone getting shot. I heard the words” Bio dad, hot uncle, shot, No” being used. That my cue to go and see whats going on.