So where does a bad girl find an equally bad guy? It would seem I have found the solution…
No I am not a clone, a skrull or from another dimension. Plainly, I am not Vampirella, I am in fact her twin sister…
Draculina!!!! and I have arrived!!!
Vampi gets the destiny, the life and well basically everything. While I am an outcast….
Despite the fact that it wasn’t me that turned all goody goody two shoes…
I have on many occasions tried to take her place, I have even dyed my hair black, to look more like her. (the only difference at birth between us was I am a blond)
The last time I took Vampirella’s place, our half brother and sister, Madek and Magdalene, thinking I was Vampi messed with my memories, thanks to that fool Vlad and I am sure Vampi and her brats had a good laugh. (btw I hate kids and if I win, then Sylar and I can have Vampi’s brats for supper and that Sayian half bred husband of hers for dessert.)
However let’s get back to the point, which is, that I remember now who I really am… Vlad wasn’t much of a boyfriend, despite the fact he has a little … shall we say saluting problem, he is also obsessed with Vampi which is why I knew it would never work, besides I despise him.
So I am on the market and as a former stripper from Vegas, I think I have a chance to win this…
As soon as I arrived I had to sign a legal paper that says I will not use my mesmeric stare to sway the votes or I will be dis-qualified… I can however use it for other reasons, just not to fix the game. Now where is the fun in that…
I take the time to invite the lawyer up to my room later for a ‘drink‘. (I’m sure Sylar won’t mind being one lawyer short especially if I leave him the brain.)
Look how pathetic the camera crews are wearing garlic and carrying holy water. Perhaps someone should tell them that I am not harmed by such things…
Well let’s see who is here… an X man loser and his dog… Looks like the loser is leaving and his Dog is competing…
“…….that it is completely inappropriate for a family friendly forum such as this…….” Mr clean’s imposter states
He is kidding right? Family friendly forum and they invite me, a former Vegas Stripper and Drakulonian Sex goddess?
Oh this is going to be too easy and way too boring…
“Vampi!” Oh my the dog speaks…
“Scott , that isn’t… I am sorry but you look exactly like…” The man on wheels states
I interrupt, “Vampirella? Yeah I am her twin sister, her evil twin sister…”
I move on and a blond walks in and looks around… I smell bacon… Trust me you work in Vegas long enough and You vampirize enough people, you get know the police type… By her stand I would say … FBI
There seems to be a bit of a scuffle over some luggage and some gun fire… not that I am interested,
So I wonder When do we get to me the host… I mean a brain eater and a blood sucker … What a combo!
Now where does someone get a nice glass of blood from around here, oh yeah the lawyer then later….
did I hear ‘Pillow Fight’?
Lina, why are you doing this?
Just remember you Hussy that a man won’t buy a cow that he gets milk from for free
Stay out of my way freak or I’m gonna take you down — take you down to Chinatown.
They have delicious egg rolls there.
You’re just weird. And I’ve seen some weird people in my line of work.
and shot most of them.
Welcome! Would you like some baked opossum? PLEASE TAKE IT AS A OFFEREING OF REPENTANCE!!!
Ooooh, a sexy murderer who feasts on human thingies! You could be my soul mate!
OMG. You’re creepy. I’m sleeping with a cross.
Stay out of this sis
Agent Hanson – bite me! or better yet let me bite you!
Mr. Bennet – and you are a wimp and I have known, bitten and killed many wimps
Maya Herrera- perhaps I could drink your blood and rid you of this life
Sylar – definitely.. Wait until you see what I have to offer 😉
Elle – crosses don’t do squat and stakes may wound me but they don’t kill me (I have all of Vampi’s strengths and so on)
Thanks for visiting, Draculina.
If you brush your teeth first, I could still make out with you. I have a fondness for killer strippers, and it just so happens that I am bleeding from several bullet wounds to the chest…so you can take a sip without actually biting me…Forget that…I like being bit…but seriously, brush your teeth first.