Hi there people. For those of you who do not know me, my name is Nathan Petrelli. I once ran for Congress in NYC. It didn’t really work out for me though because I had to fly my brother into the atmosphere so he wouldn’t blow up NY….so yeah, I’m a hero. You probably recognize me most recently from the on the air assassination attempt…Well, I’m not quite dead yet, and before I bid my final farewell to this world. I’m going to try something I’ve never tried before…Yes that’s right. I’m going to compete for the affections of another man. This is pretty new territory for me. Except for that one time, and I don’t count that because I was just asking for toilet paper…Anyways…
I thought I would show up early and check out the mansion and the competition. I’m relieved to note that I am still the sexiest person here. Although when I find myself in a position where I can’t see myself in the mirror hanging above my bed, I do like to stare at the face or ponytail of the beautiful Elle. Thanks for paying those respects sweetheart. Nobody does it like you do. You have talents that go far beyond electricity… but again, I digress.
I wandered around the mansion for about an hour secretly watching some of you. I’ve noticed there are a few familiar faces, a few really young faces, and a few really hot bodies. I look forward to consoling you when you’re kicked out of the competition.
Hey…You over there! I have to say, aside from Elle, you look like a fun slap and tickle. What is your name again? Oh yeah, Draculina. I was going to approach you earlier, but changed my mind when I saw you lick a… Well, I don’t want to get you mad before the competition starts, but….sppppss…sppppss… Sylar you don’t want to know where her mouth has been. I can promise you it wasn’t on a brain.
So, I look forward to getting to know some of you a lot more intimately. I will of course have to slap the B#!A$# who gets between me and Sylar, especially if Sylar is wearing that tight little number he wore when he and Bennet had their moment in the sun.
May the sexiest person win, which happens to be me.
The Company promised to delete every trace of that photo if I’d come back….what’s going on Bob??
You are so brave Mr. Congressman. I wish I had been shot in your stead. If you would like to punish me personally for my sins, I would completely understand.
My mouth, lips and fangs have only been sinking into necks all night…
Oh except for the Cook I had snacked on but sometimes the sweetest blood comes from ….
a little further south
Congressmen are like, the hottest of any men on the face of the Earth! I was hoping for Ted Kennedy, but you’re totally good too! Welcome!
Mr. Bennet, It pays to have a “special” friend on the inside.
Maya, i’ll be by to give you a spanking later. I know being punished always made my little Petey happy.
Draculina, hummm, further south? If you could avoid killing me, we could have some fun together.
Sylar, What can I say. You’re right. We Congressmen are really hot. I look forward to getting to “know” you better.
Oooh Nathan Petrelli, you are one tall drink of water.
Nathan – you’ll be staring at my ponytail as soon as I hop out of the hot tub, hehe. Meet me in my room in an hour, we’ll discuss some things 😉