Challenge 1: Molly’s Fantabulous First Impression!!

“Hey, girlfriend!” I said to Sylar. “Er…boyfriend. Er…Sylar. You ARE a boy right?” OMG, I was SO embarrassed! I start blushing and my hands got all sweaty! I had to act fast and act cool so I wouldn’t lose my chances of losing immunity!!!!

(Heh, heh. I totally love exclamation points.)

“Sylar, you’re so hot everybody around you gets sunburned,” I said smoothly. It was a totally awesome pick-up line I wrote in a love letter to myself. “Whew! I’m sweating. Anybody got some sunscreen?” I just KNEW that my unbelievable sense of humor would get Sylar to just LOVE me! (Who doesn’t love me? I’m an adorable little girl.)

Next I decided to TOTALLY impress Sylar with my biggest talent of all – smacking my lips and batting my eyelashes! He would totally love it and it would count as flirting at the same time!! (I think…) So I totally smashed my lips together so hard my front tooth chipped (I don’t THINK Sylar noticed…) and batted my eyelashes so hard I got dizzy. I, like, TOTALLY had to stop myself from falling!! I felt like I had just played Ring Around the Rosy with Sylar and my buddies from remedial gym class!

That talent was beginning to get tiring, so I moved on to something else – my incredible talent of finding people!! It’s something that just comes naturally…and no, I can NOT teach it to you in my spare time (what spare time???).

“OMG, did you know that Sylar is standing in this room?” I said smartly. “The real Sylar!” That didn’t seem very impressing, so I tried someone else. “The President is totally in the White House right now.” That still didn’t seem very impressing, but, like, whatev, right?

“Sylar, you’re so hot I’m sweating,” I said in the sexiest voice imaginable. “AND you’re cooler than the iced latte I spilled on my new white skort last week. You wear skorts, right? They’re TOTALLY cool! I want to marry whoever thought of combing skirts and shorts – uh, after I marry you, of course!! You’re TOTALLY number one on my list of people to marry! That list is actually pretty long…”

The flirting was going so totally well! I had never flirted much before (except with myself in the mirror at home), so I was TOTALLY surprised how well it was going!! Well, not TOTALLY because Molly Walker is so amazingly hot that flirting would just be a natural skill for her…right??

“Sylar, do you remember the time you killed my parents and tried to kidnap me?” I asked. “That was so fun, remember? It’s one of my favorite memories about you! I, like, always have SO much fun around you!” I giggled nervously. Molly Walker…NERVOUS? That’s right, it’s possible, kiddies. I never knew it before now, either. My hands were sweating up a storm – literally. There were rivers on the floor from all that sweat!! I hoped Sylar would think it was hot, though…literally!! Ha…ha…ha.

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I totally love exclamation points. Hopefully Sylar does too!!

I decided to end my first impression by giving Sylar a gift…a box of half melted moldy Valentine’s Day chocolates the boy who picks his nose gave me two years ago! I found it in my closet three days ago and hung onto it because I knew it would come in handy…aren’t I psychic??? Who doesn’t love melted moldy chocolate that was sitting in an adorable little girl’s closet for two years??? No one, that’s who!! And Sylar is TOTALLY not no one!!

I sighed, totally happy with myself!! Hopefully I’d be, like winning immunity!

You’ll be hearing from the adorable Molly Walker again.