Challenge #2: Foxy, Foxy

So, Sylar presented us with a new challenge. Seduce a celeb? ZOMG. I have this one in the bag. I woke up relieved to find out the freakazoid with blood lust went bye bye which was a plus, then I get the celeb seduction notice? Right on!

So I head back to my room and debate things. If I were a sexy celeb, where would I be hiding? I could go flail at a movie premiere but last time I did that with West I got mistaken for that girl who played Veronica Mars and got mobbed by ‘fanboys’. Ew. So I decided against that one. Rehab? Okay ew, I don’t wanna seduce Lindsay Lohan. She’s not my type. I debated stalking Christian Bale (because seriously HE is the best Batman…ungh! I mean next to Sylar of course who totally should have the role now) but then I thought it would be healthier for West and my relationship to go find a girl! So, I debated hanging around LAX, celebs are always in and out of there.

Then I just said whatever, I’ll go shopping at the Century City mall. I could always buy a cute purse for Sylar and you know if a celeb just so happens to walk by…seduce them! Or shock them into seduction, whatever is clever. So I had a latte, bought a purse for Sylar and myself and…no celebs.

At this point I wasn’t in the best mood. So when I’m not in the best mood I get my highlights retouched. I head to the hair salon and much to my SHOCK, there she is…my seduction prone celebrity. The one and only Megan Fox! Oh SQUEE. West would be so happy. Tranformers is so his favorite movie and Megan Fox is a big part of that. I figured she was perfect. She even has sybrows! So, I end up sitting myself next to her as she gets her hair done.

“I love your purse,” I slip out.

“Oh, yeah? Thanks,” she mutters.

How boring is this chick? I need to feed her ego. I need to lay on the seduction.

I remember all the things I’ve learned on Days of our Lives.

“My evil twin is out wandering the streets and I think I have cancer, oh and my dog skippy died and I’m not sure who the father of my baby is,” I cried.

“Oh! Oh wow,” Megan gasped. “You poor, poor thing.”

Wow. That was like, super easy and I had her wrapped around my finger. Who knew people in Hollywood were so DENSE?

“Do you want to like, get a like…tofu wrap?” Megan asked.

“Oh my god, like yes way, that is so totally what I do every day.” I responded in my best valley girl. Hook, line and sinker. I seriously wondered how West was doing. I wonder if he’s seducing Shia LeBouf? Omg, we could remake Transformers! Knowing his luck though he probably got stuck with like Britney Spears.

So after we got our hair done, Megan and I looked absolutely gorgeous (then again, ha, when dont I?) and went for our wraps.

I needed to continue to lay it on this girl if I was going to win.

“Your eyes are blue and beautiful like the BCBG spring collection outwear,” I said sweetly.

Megan seemed taken aback by this statement. Remember what you read in cosmo. “Oh, blue like…the new Christian Louboutin pumps.”

“Oh, oh my God, that is the greatest compliment I’ve ever received in my life.”

Girls and their shoes, you can always win! I learned this from West.

People in Hollywood have egos right? So I figure the best way to this girls heart is filling her head with lies. “You should have won an Oscar for Transformers. Your performance moved me to tears.”

She lowered her wrap and looked me in the eye. “Really?”

“Yes. If the only movies produced from now on were ones with you fighting giant robots and running around in stomach revealing tops, the world would be a better place.”

(At least that’s what West tells me)

I flash her a million dollar smile and gently touch her hand. “You totally are hotter than like the cast of Grey’s Anatomy and like, One Tree Hill, put together and then blended like an iced coffee.”

Then she so threw herself at me and kissed me. I had heard she’s all for PDA so this was a plus on my side. OMG imagine if Sylar sees it on the news? I totally would win the competition then.

Before I can even manage to finish my wrap and soy chai latte, I’m dragged back to her apartment where. Nevermind. I took pictures on my cell phone for West. That’s all that matters.

I kinda sorta maybe felt bad for ditching the girl. She was really hot, and she was in my favorite movie of all time Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Yet, I needed to get back to the show so I can brag about my celebrity conquest and totally bag the competition.

“Goodbye my little autobot!” I sighed sadly, pulling out all the dramatics I had and even shedding some crocodile tears.

“Will we ever meet again?” Megan asked, tears welling in her eyes.

“Whenever the power goes out,” I began, giving a little shock to her thigh, “Think of me.”

With that, I grabbed my things and left. Not before jacking a pair of her underwear for Sylar.