The challenge this week involves talent and singing. luckily, Momma (RIP) taught me both. I really want to win this challenge to show everyone that I am not some girl from the Big Easy. I need to show him that I am here for Him and here to win. I got to thinking about all these different girl groups. I need to find girls that can carry a tune but at the same time they can not over shadow me. Like Beyonce and her back up singers group. I need to find a group like that but with less talent. Then it hit me like lighting:
Pussycat Dolls.
Take away the sexy outfits, hair, make up and all you get is five girls dancing in a push up bra. I had to call my favorite second cousin. I told him what I had to do this week. While I was telling him my story, my baby brother was listening and hear the word “Pussycat Dolls’ and joined us on the other line. I told him if he stay quiet, I will get him a personal photo and cell phone video to help his street cred.
I had Micah find out where they where at and how to get them to come to us. Between the two of us we come up with a great plan. Micah changed their manger’s PDA to say that PCD has a very important gig with a VERY rich and very single male. Micah had them call me to conform the show. With in twenty minutes, their agent called me to say it is a go.
My next plan was get a limo and limo driver. luckily, I had someone get all the computers set up for me. I show up to the airport a day before the talent show. They was not hard to miss. Five rich “Singer” set off the private jet. The lead cat wasn’t to nice when I went to great my self. The other four was pretty cool with me. I lead all the girls to the limo. They seem to love the limo.
Once I got them to the house. I had to stay in the pool house. The other guested noticed them. I think Adam and Nathan wanted some action from them. I told the girls that they need to practiced for tomorrow big show. They where cool with it. I asked them I could practiced with them. I told them that I was a huge fan and it will be an honor go though the dances with them. They let me dance one song with them and let me watch the rest of the practice. After when they where done, I bake them some fresh fat free cookies. I told them I will meet them tomorrow morning before the show.
The next day, I went down to the pool house to meed them. There was only four cats waiting for me. One of the cats was upset. I asked her what is wrong. She told me that the lead Pussycat is very sick. She been up all night and all morning sick. The other girls don’t know what they could do. I sorta bought up that I sang in the church choir and could fill in for the lead singer. They looked at me not sure. They ask if I could keep up with the dance moves. I told them I could do just fine. I told them the client paid a lot of money and wouldn’t mind that I filled in for the lead.
I preformed “Don’t Cha”, “Buttons”, and “Wait a minute” for Sylar and everyone. I hope it was good enough for them. I hope the lead singer is going to be OK. I hope she didn’t get sick from the cookies I gave her.
You “Yada yadaed” the best part, the whole performance! OMG! And now I’m reusing jokes I already used last challenge! Double OMG!
But nice effort! If you win, I’m totally giving you the power of good grammar, lol!
Wow. Six sexy sluts in a limo…you’re like the female version of the son I never had.
Wait a minute, the Pussycat Dolls ahev more than one song?
Did someone say Pussy cats?
I “wanted” some action?
Your lead Pussycat is just fine.
I love snuggling with pussycats. I wonder if I could borrow one of your’s after the show.