Like, bad news everyone! This is a double elimination week! Now don’t worry, peeps who wrote posts, two of you aren’t getting voted off, it’s still just one. The thing is, someone stood mommy up! And we can’t have that! She’s so vulnerable, and dead, and hot! She needs love! And to be stood up? Well, that is about as unacceptable as someone accusing LFO of bad lyric writing!
So, I’m sorry to say, but Elle, you are eliminated from the competition! You are quite the hot body, and if whiney tar tears didn’t already turn me into the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of my bisexuality, you would have! But since you stood up my mommy, the one murder victim of mine that I had enough love and respect to not eat the brain, you’re gone!
Now, onto the like, democratic eliminations ‘n junk! I know, another crazy big word! I’ve been using Charlie powers on the dictionary ‘n stuff. I feel as smart as the Harlem Globetrotters! Total bookworm stuff, I know, but I think Mohindy will like it 😉 Anyways, it’s time to reveal the vote! This is almost as exciting as the time I was voted Prom Queen, only to get pig’s blood dumped on my sexy self lol! Who will be eliminated? Well, I’m afraid this time it’s my young lil protege, Molly Walker. I guess pedophile-stuff is actually below me after all! I know, I have a line that I won’t cross? I’m totally surprised too!
Anyways, read below, sexy survivors, for your next challenge!
Aww. Someone should call Child Protectitve Services.
Ah…Poor Molly, but she really lasted a long time considering her underage status. LOL Bye Molly!
Now that the dead weights are out of the way, it’s time for me to rock.